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The JAWS Adaptive Web Server An Application Framework for High Performance Web Systems The research described here is work in progress. It is funded in part by Object Technologies International and by Eastman Kodak Company, Rochester, N.Y. |
> Anybody remember that Joplin classic, "Mercedes Benz"? > > Oh Lord won't you buy me a server that works? > My friends all use Unix, no servers with burps. > My servers work half-time, a truckload of quirks, > So Lord won't you by me a server that works? > > Oh Lord won't you buy me some new admin clowns? > The current ones cause me deep ungainly frowns. > Prove that you love me and put them all down, > Oh Lord won't you buy me some new admin clowns? > > Oh Lord won't you buy them a beginners' course? > I'd like to stop cursing before I am all hoarse. > They need to Get It, if need be by force, > Oh Lord won't you buy them a beginners' course? > > [Everybody!] > > Oh Lord won't you buy me a server that works? > My friends all use Unix, no servers with burps. > My servers work half-time, a truckload of quirks, > So Lord won't you by me a server that works?